What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:17
No, not a chance
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
The people who are 'allergic' to humans - BBC
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
What is your language's pangram?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
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Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Summer McIntosh Posts 4:23.65 400 IM to Break Her Own World Record - SwimSwam
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Intel Stock (NASDAQ:INTC) Blasts Up as Mac Support Dies - TipRanks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Marines in LA as ICE protests spread to more U.S. cities: In photos - Axios
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Can the effects of hormone replacement therapy (HRT) be reversed?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
AI Cracks Mars Mystery: 500,000 Streaks Solved Without a Drop of Water - SciTechDaily
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...